The Winning Pick-Up Line
To make a long story short, Larry dressed up as a gigolo and attended the Deuce Bigolo Premiere. There was some sort of contest, and pickup lines were needed. Here was my contribution:
Apparently, from the loads of suggestions Larry received, he picked mine (probably because it was clean and he went second). He said three gorgeous actresses actually laughed at him and called him cute. I'm trying to get a copy of the tape from him as a prize of sorts. If it pans out, I'll see if I can post it.
Who said us nerds are awkward around women?
Pickup line:
YOU: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
HER: "No..."
YOU: "Well it's enough to break the ice...my name is..."
Apparently, from the loads of suggestions Larry received, he picked mine (probably because it was clean and he went second). He said three gorgeous actresses actually laughed at him and called him cute. I'm trying to get a copy of the tape from him as a prize of sorts. If it pans out, I'll see if I can post it.
Who said us nerds are awkward around women?
Comments
"Those legs of yours look nice, but they could look better... On my shoulders!" Dirty, dirty...
LB, if I were to go dirty, it would have been, "Hey ladies, which one of you wants to go halves, making a bastard with me?" or *points at her crotch* "Are you gonna eat that?". I couldn't do it, though. They were too gorgeous, and I went second so I could not be the first crude guy.
Tiff: Thanks, it came straight from a cosmo magazine.
LB: Yeah, I read it. I would never use it from a fear of being slapped...
Larry: Sweet digital gigilo footage!
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