Damn the winking!

So here's the dilemma: J and I are going to be alone in the house without roommate interference. Just as the house begins to empty, someone pops in the room and points out the obvious. Then they smile deviantly, wink, and say the inevitable "You two have fun..." It's the next implied word that everyone leaves out making a thin atmosphere of an akward silence. Everyone knows which word comes next in that sentence. The prolonged silence just helps to drive it under your skin. All of the sudden, what would be a romantic time is now more of a challenge. "Go get her! Give her hell!" And with that my friends, J and I decide to just sleep instead...