Porn, Sex, and Boobs...Oh My!

I know I would lay off the geek talk for a little while, but I consider this entry more like current events than geek talk. Plus, everyone is interested in PORN. That’s right, I said it. Don’t lie. You like it too. Even the SkiniMax softcore stuff.

For those out there that love them some moanin’ groanin’ bumpin’ and grindin’ visuals, you should read this article from the Wired News website. (Wired news talks about anything computer-ish, so it is of course becoming my favorite online news source.)

You really need to read this article: Putting Flesh on Phones.

I mean who wouldn’t want some "moan and groan tones" emulating from your cell phone when a loved one calls? Just imagine the positive feedback you’d get when your company cell phone goes off in a meeting. Better yet…in the middle of a client’s presentation. Or even better than that, in front of your female boss. Priceless.

So why go to the trouble at all? I mean, it’s a cell phone, right? Why would you want to download something to a phone instead of your computer? In the words of Wicked Picture’s founder, “Within a couple of minutes, you can jump on your phone, find your favorite Wicked video clip, pay for it, and have a quick and easy viewing experience.” Quick and easy – isn’t that a quickie? With your cell phone? Okay, so the point is having sex with electronics. I can hear nerds across the planet rejoicing.

Comments

Ren said…
I'm rejoicing... Am I a nerd, then? Then so be it!
Jess said…
Yeah, I've got a nice rack. What of it? :o)

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