Dancing with the Stars - WTF?!?
Okay, I know it happened a long time ago. However, I never truly got to vent my frustration. What the hell happened? John O'Hurley is the cool guy. The one that could actually dance at the end of the show. Just as a reference, go check out Shall We Dance, Simply Ballroom, or even a REAL ballroom competition. After that, you can try and solve this little riddle. What's the difference between John's dancing and a professional's? Oh wait. There isn't one.
He was the only person on the dance floor that looked like he actually belonged there. So why did the judges vote for Kelly instead? Here are my guesses
1. Her "dress" came apart midstep and she used her hand as a bra.
2. She sucked, took some ballet lessons, and still sucked.
3. The judges wanted to prove the underdog could win.
4. The judges couldn't oppose a "booing" audience behind them.
With that in mind, here are my responses.
1. They aren't even a handful. What's the big deal?
2. But hey, it doesn't matter to the judges - it's the thought that counts.
3. You know what? John deserved to win from his work ethic alone. Let's see Kelly lose 15 pounds doing something besides vomiting.
4. Cowards. Don't judge if you want to be everyone's friend.
My favorite line? This number was found in a magazine after the show's finale. "Kelly deserved to win, she looked fluid and John looked rigid." Um, duh? It's called spaghetti arms. Fluidity = sucking. Posture and grace = dancing. Therefore Kelly should have been the first to go. Curse you judges for letting the American public believe that ballroom dancing is SUPPOSED to look like jiggily crap.
He was the only person on the dance floor that looked like he actually belonged there. So why did the judges vote for Kelly instead? Here are my guesses
1. Her "dress" came apart midstep and she used her hand as a bra.
2. She sucked, took some ballet lessons, and still sucked.
3. The judges wanted to prove the underdog could win.
4. The judges couldn't oppose a "booing" audience behind them.
With that in mind, here are my responses.
1. They aren't even a handful. What's the big deal?
2. But hey, it doesn't matter to the judges - it's the thought that counts.
3. You know what? John deserved to win from his work ethic alone. Let's see Kelly lose 15 pounds doing something besides vomiting.
4. Cowards. Don't judge if you want to be everyone's friend.
My favorite line? This number was found in a magazine after the show's finale. "Kelly deserved to win, she looked fluid and John looked rigid." Um, duh? It's called spaghetti arms. Fluidity = sucking. Posture and grace = dancing. Therefore Kelly should have been the first to go. Curse you judges for letting the American public believe that ballroom dancing is SUPPOSED to look like jiggily crap.
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